nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

theairclub:

you:

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me:

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too

according to my calculations ur a little bitch

darrynek:

i’m in AP lunch

(Source: panerasexual)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.